Thursday, April 2, 2015

Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu Volume 08

“...Yuuji.”
“Hm?”
“...I'm very happy about the hotpot tonight.”

“Really? It's great that you would feel this way. Ah, no time to hang out. Got to hurry back home.
It's late now.”

“...Yuuji, wait.”
“What? Did you forget something?”
“...No.”

“Then what is it? I don't have time to stand here and chit-chat—”
“...I...don't want to go back home today.”
“Heh? What did you say?”

“...I...don't want to go back home today...”
“...Are you serious, Shouko?”
“...Really serious.”
“...I see. So you don't want to go home today...”
“...(Nods head).”
“In that case...”
“...Mn.”

“My house's over there. I'll make a move first.”
“...Even this kind and gentle me can't forgive that.”

“ARRRRRGGGHHHH!!! HOLD ON A MINUTE!!! WHO THE HELL DID YOU CALL GENTLE!!!”

“...Yuuji lacks awareness as a husband.”
“Awareness as a husband? I've never been someone's husband. Forget about being self-aware!”

“...Looks like I have to educate Yuuji properly.”
“ACK ACK ACK ACK...e, educate? What nonsense are you spouting? You're the one who needs education more than I do.”

“...That's why I feel that we should live together.”
“That's too different, about 540 degrees from the topic just now.”
“...This is for the kids' sake.”

“STOP LOOKING SO CARING AND PATTING YOUR STOMACH! WE CAN'T POSSIBLY HAVE ANY CHILDREN!”

“...Daddy's so cold-hearted, Shoyuu.”

“AND YOU'RE SAYING THINGS LIKE A DAMNED FATHER WHO WOULDN'T
RECOGNISE HIS KIDS! AND DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO USE THAT NAME!”

“...Then we'll stay together in Yuuji's room tonight and think of a good name for our child.”

“HOLD ON! ISN'T THIS CONVERSATION WAY TOO WEIRD!”

“...That's because Yuuji's not good with modern language.”

“OF COURSE NOT! NO LANGUAGE DIFFERENCE CAN CHANGE THE WEIRDNESS OF OUR CONVERSATION HERE!”

“...Yuuji's so cold-hearted.”
“Nope, I'm even thinking that I'm kind enough to continue with this ridiculously stupid topic...oh yeah. Why must you come over with me? Did something happen in your house?”
“...No, nothing happened in my house.”
“Then why—”

“...The kiss back then made me pregnant, so I want to continue to the next step with Yuuji.”
“@((*(&&&(@*&#(!*&!(&*(@&*$))@(&*)(@!!!”

“...Calm down, Yuuji. Your language's really terrible.”

“YOU IDIOT!! HOW CAN YOU GET PREGNANT BY KISSING THE FOREHEAD! LEARN
SOME COMMON SENSE HERE!”

“...Sigh...”
“You...what's with that 'this idiot still doesn't understand anything' sigh!”

“...Since Yuuji really doesn't understand, I'll graciously tell you this.”
“Really~? Then say it.”


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