Thursday, April 2, 2015

Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu Volume 07.0

"Shouko."
"..."
"Shouko."
"..."
"Oi, Shouko."

"...Ah...sorry. What is it, Yuuji?"
"Hand it over."

"...Eh...I think it can't be helped."
"What do you mean it can't be helped? Just hand that thing over to me."
"...But..."

"No buts. Stop saying so much and hand it over to me."
"...But...I'm not pregnant yet..."

"Hold on, we seemed to have skipped a lot of parts and into some unbelievable part!"
"?"

"Why are you revealing such a puzzled look...what in the world are you thinking I was asking you to hand over?"
"...Breast milk."

"Okay. This isn't a question about the word usage, but a communication breakdown."
"...Am I right?"

"DAMN RIGHT YOUR ARE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN? HOW CAN THERE BE SUCH A RIDICULOUS ANSWER!?"

"...I'm thinking of the life I'll have with Yuuji after we get married."
"Really? A family life after getting married. I see. But even so, your answer's way too creepy!"
"...I'm discussing with Yuuji about having 10+ children."

"Hold on, I think you just added one more digit there."
"...Yuuji wanted 37, but I wanted 38, so we ended up quarreling over it."
"If we ended up with that many children, I don't think having one less will matter much anyway."

"...No matter how good the relationship between husband and wife are, there are some parts
where I can't back away."

"Oh, okay okay. I'm fine with it, is that alright?"
"...Oh yeah. If it wasn't breast milk, what does Yuuji want me to hand over?"
"I feel like I'm one huge pervert after hearing such a sentence..."
"...I won't forgive anyone who treats a pervert as Yuuji."

"YOU'RE THE BIGGEST REASON! AND DIDN'T YOU JUST MIX THE ORDER WRONG!? YOU'RE NOT MUCH DIFFERENT FROM SOMEONE WHO SUPPORTS PERVERTS!"

"...So, what is it about."
"You don't care about it and want to bring this to an end...ah, never mind. It's troublesome. What
I want you to hand over is that large bag you're holding tightly onto."

"...There's nothing inside."
"Shouko, I got a wedding ring for you. Please hand your hand over to me."
"...I'm so happy."

"Sigh, really. You would hand your left hand over without hesitation when I mentioned a
wedding ring? I don't know whether I should be freaked out by that or what. Okay let me see,
there're...wedding magazines, hypnotism guidebooks, books on how to train dogs--HOLD IT
RIGHT THERE, DAMN IT!"

"...Return it to me."
"WHO'LL RETURN IT TO YOU! I'LL KEEP ALL THESE FOR MY OWN SAFETY!"
"...I'll be bothered. There are things that I agreed to hand over to Kubo."
"I see. It's bad not to follow through your agreement. Take it back."

"...And your true thoughts?"
"Though I have to take some risk, since something fun will happen on Akihisa, I'll just close one eye about this."

"...Yuuji can really be cruel at times."
"Shouko, what are you blabbering about? I'm just thinking about that guy's happiness."
"...If that's the case, let me think of how to have a happy family together with Yuuji."
"No need to think about that. Or rather, I don't want to listen to it."

"...First, it'll be Yuuji's marriage proposal...then, the confession..."
"Oi, are you listening to me? Anyway, you mixed up the order already!"
"...Wedding ceremony...honeymoon..."
"Not good...she's not listening to me anymore. It's like she just took drugs and got some hallucination."

"...A happy couple's life...a sweet honeymoon..."
"Ah, that's right. My mom seems like she got something she wants me to hand over to you. I remember she said something about the edge of the headdress or something."
"...Worth celebrating...the first child..."

"Oi Shouko, I'm putting that in."
"...Her name's Shoyu (soy sauce)...is a girl..."
"Oi, are you listening?"
"...A beautiful house...the children running around...and a puppy with a leash..."

"Oh well, I'll just put it in then."
"...And then, a tied and locked up Yuuji..."

"THERE DEFINITELY WON'T BE ANY HAPPINESS IN THAT FAMILY! THE WORD
'HAPPINESS' DEFINITELY CAN'T BE LINKED TO ME!"

"...Ah, I'm sorry. I'm just thinking about something...what did you say?"

"If the definitely of a happy family is me using a dog house as a home, then where will the puppy stay in...there're too many things I could argue about...anyway, take this."

"...Ah, thank you for returning it to me."
"Make sure to hand it over to Kubo!"
"...I'll hand it over to him after school."

"Hm, with that, Kubo and Akihisa should be rather happy."
"...Yoshii? Why?"
"That's because a lot of things will happen. Akihisa's life is going to be a lot more interesting."



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